Vacancy

Vacancy

Joseph-19-San Antonio, TX
Looking to buy a passport to Monkey Island.
Scream quietly then whisper loudly.

Pixies - Where is My Mind?

radtracks:

where is my mind? // pixies

your head will collapse
and there’s nothing in it
and you’ll ask yourself,
"where is my mind?"

(via injuries)

downeyy:


Iron Man 3: Maya Hansen dies, reallyThor 2: Frigga dies, reallyThe Amazing Spider-Man 2: Gwen Stacy dies, really98% of the females in X-Men:Days of Future Past: Dead, reallyAgents of S.H.I.E.L.D.: Victoria Hand dies, really

Ant-Man: JANET VAN DYNE DIES, REALLY

downeyy:

Iron Man 3: Maya Hansen dies, really
Thor 2: Frigga dies, really
The Amazing Spider-Man 2: Gwen Stacy dies, really
98% of the females in X-Men:Days of Future Past: Dead, really
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.: Victoria Hand dies, really

Ant-Man: JANET VAN DYNE DIES, REALLY

(via neveragaintobeacagedbird)

unclefather:

waluiqi:

do you ever sit in ur friends room and just wonder how many times theyve masturbated where ur sitting

no but now i will and it’s honestly your fault

(Source: waluiqi, via artificialhusband)

teamvoorhees:

teamvoorhees  This will never not be funny to me

teamvoorhees:

teamvoorhees  This will never not be funny to me

(via halloweenghoul)

doomsdaypicnic:

Rifftrax: Hawk the Slayer (1980/2014)

From Rifftrax:

If you took a Dungeons & Dragons adventure written hastily by an 8th grader during study hall and turned it into a movie, you’d wind up with something a lot like Hawk the Slayer. In fact, we wouldn’t be surprised if that’s how they actually got the script. But this movie has something that no D&D adventure can claim: Jack Palance. A whole lot of Jack Palance. Specifically MEGA-EVIL Jack Palance, playing a character named Voltan. He yells, kills, yells, whisper-threatens, whisper-yells, kills, and mostly just yells his way across the countryside. Seems no one can stop him until his brother Hawk - yes, his brother, despite being about 40 years younger - gathers an elf, a dwarf, and a giant to take him down. Not as much dignity as a Fellowship of the Ring, more of a… Crew of the Stuff.

Keen-eyed fans may recognize the dwarf from our release Prisoners of the Lost Universe. Also, the actor playing Hawk went on to portray Jack’s dad in Lost — hmmm, Prisoners of the LOST Universe, LOST, time to dig up your old Lost conspiracy theories because there’s something happening here, IT’S ALL CONNECTED.

Join Mike, Kevin and Bill for a heaping helping of Jack the Palance and Hawk the Slayer!

Do you like adventure? Do appreciate frightened nuns? Do you enjoy prog-rock soundtracks? Do you like ‘Carry On’ star Bernard Bresslaw in almost non-comic roles? Yes. YES YOU DO. You can slay your own hawks immediately, either by finding a blind bog witch and sitting in the middle of some floating disco hula-hoops, or by going straight to Rifftrax and downloading it in the most handy-dandy format to fit your… format… needs. 

(via rifftrax)

watdawut:

Not in my neighborhood

(via papadevs)

(Source: iraffiruse, via halloweenghoul)

ahredakar:

They stare at me while I crave you

ahredakar:

They stare at me while I crave you

(via inexciting)

asmilinggoddess:

asmilinggoddess:

now that im in the space mood i’d like to remind each and every one of you that NASA drew a dick on mars. we drew a dick on another planet.  that is mankind’s legacy.

image

THIS IS AN ACTUAL PHOTO OF THE SURFACE OF MARS. PLEASE NEVER FORGET THIS.

(via primadonna-lena)

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