Vacancy

Vacancy

Joseph-19-San Antonio, TX
Looking to buy a passport to Monkey Island.
Scream quietly then whisper loudly.

burgrs:

how dare u ignore me after ive made 0 attempts at talking to u

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slayer-slayer-slayer:

nico-ahegao:

if you work at a sex shop is it still nsfw

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caraknightley:

caraknightley:

what do nudists do when they’re on their period

I still haven’t gotten an answer does no one know

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L i f e is suffering.  It is hard.  The world is  c u r s e d.  But still, you find reasons to  k e e p  living.” 

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pardonmewhileipanic:

they are selling a version with him on the front!?!?!?!? SOMEONE GET ME THE THING

pardonmewhileipanic:

they are selling a version with him on the front!?!?!?!? SOMEONE GET ME THE THING

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tcmparty:

These are some of the rare-to-me photos of Lauren Bacall I’ve come across lately. Her birthday isn’t actually until tomorrow but TCM’s tribute starts tonight at 8p Eastern

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nerdier:

nerdier:

Days of Future Past (2014)

"Eric, it’s late.  Where are you going?"

"Out."

#MAGNETO OUT

(Source: communified)

ultrafacts:

Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

Please be true.

ultrafacts:

Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

Please be true.

(via theanticlimactic)

rockluke:

stilesinatrenchcoat:

phoenixx23:

spookyflys:


thanl:


psyducked:


romancingthelookyloos:


romancingthelookyloos:


I think we should talk about puberty…





yo imma let you finish but


I had one of the best puberty transformations of all time



yes okay but

girls can do it too


Step back, peeps, and fasten your seat-belts.  Time to bring in a puberty professional.
BEFORE PUBERTY:
After puberty:

…. wait.  That’s not right.  Hold on.
Let’s fast-forward about five more years.

Ah, yes, there we go.  Right after I sold my soul to Satan. 


fuckin

PLOT
TWIST


Naw son you can’t be hot in two genders you fucking cheated

this is my favorite post because its just people bragging about how hot they are

rockluke:

stilesinatrenchcoat:

phoenixx23:

spookyflys:

thanl:

psyducked:

romancingthelookyloos:

romancingthelookyloos:

I think we should talk about puberty…

image

yo imma let you finish but

I had one of the best puberty transformations of all time

yes okay but

girls can do it too

Step back, peeps, and fasten your seat-belts.  Time to bring in a puberty professional.

BEFORE PUBERTY:

image

After puberty:

image

…. wait.  That’s not right.  Hold on.

Let’s fast-forward about five more years.

image

Ah, yes, there we go.  Right after I sold my soul to Satan. 

fuckin

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PLOT

photo 168953_175287445844057_6570840_n-1_zps737126b9.jpgTWIST

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Naw son you can’t be hot in two genders you fucking cheated

this is my favorite post because its just people bragging about how hot they are

(via ofmiceandsilentsirens)

nobodylovesringostarr:

That was my nickname in high school

nobodylovesringostarr:

That was my nickname in high school

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thelovely60s:

how to make me fall in love with you instantly:

play some led zeppelin for me on your guitar

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georgetakei:

This really is “Epic Parenting.”
Check out: World’s Greatest Dad — The Guy to Beat!

georgetakei:

This really is “Epic Parenting.”

Check out: World’s Greatest Dad — The Guy to Beat!

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